Deal Spice Political Report: Mitt Romney – Threat to the American Way

January 20th, 2012 by OrenS Leave a reply »

deal spaceMitt Romney, the French speaking Massachusetts moderate, looks poised to capture the South Carolina primaries and sail to the Republican nomination. This is the biggest threat to America since Sharia Law. France goes against everything the Unites States of America stands for. It is the little known fourth member in Bush’s axis of evil.

Mitt Romney is a liberal masquerading as a conservative. Until I see a birth certificate proving that he was born here and not France, I am deeming him eligible for the US presidency. His liberal policies would raise taxes on billionaires, educate poor children, and illegalize straight marriage. Newt Gingrich would imprison the poor, drive all immigrants (legal and illegal) into the sea, and finally outlaw the barbaric practice of having hospitals treat sick people without insurance. You have to pay to play in this nation’s healthcare system!

Young people should be mobilizing for swingin’ speaker Newt Gingrich. He was in an open marriage (without his wife even knowing!). It doesn’t get more progressive than that. Former aides describe all night sexual romps with college republicans and fund raisers with more body shots then an Arizona State student’s 21st birthday part. Gingrich understands young people (his wife is 23 years younger than him).

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