For a media raised on the delicate cocaine of previous elections 2012 hit the cable news cycles with the explosively volatility and addictive nature of crack – and now the glass stem is exploding in the face of the Republican electorate.

-Ross Perot

My good personal friend and Deal Spice political advisor Ross Perot said that to me last night when we found out that Newt Gingrich had lost the Florida Republican Primary and indeed the battle for the soul of the Republican Party. Mitt Romney, the French born democrat, is a liberal media puppet (like the Muppets) designed to destroy America (like Sharia law). The liberal media was able to pit the zany 90s holdovers of party ideology (Ron Paul) against the Christian conservative movement (Rick Santorum). What did we end up with? A feeble liberal not hard enough  on social issues (shipping gays to Canada, stopping women from touching themselves or even thinking about it) and not laissez faire enough on fiscal ones (yanking the government teat out of the mouth of America’s freeloading poor, granting children the right to work in coal mines).

We cannot trust Romney to protect women from themselves, children from an education, and everyone else from a Islam. Deal Spice is telling fellow conservatives to elect Newt and save the party this Super Tuesday!