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Deal Spice Political Report: The Welfare State

January 11th, 2012

deal spiceThere has been a lot of talk lately in the Republican primaries about welfare freeloaders (injured veterans, orphans, the elderly, etc.). I for one could not agree more with Newt Ginrich’s recent statement “Black people, stop maxin’ and relaxin’ on welfare”. Go tell it on the mountain, Newt! All these freeloaders eating their government issued Chilean sea bass in truffle oil and duckling a l’orange.

I don’t know how many times I have seen Obama issued Bentleys on my block driving to the welfare office to get their government money. Obama has been behind some of the most heinous political misdeeds of the decade like expanding health insurance and nutrition programs for kids. I am fully supporting Newt Gingrich in changing the term orphan to American prosperity organ bank. I also agree with his decision to loosen child labor laws so that parents can sell their children to coal mining companies. Get to work you lazy bums!

Newt Gingrich is the only candidate who understands that the less fortune where put on this earth not to receive our compassion but to be a source of labor, ridicule, and should we need it, food. The Deal Spice political team is fully supporting Gingrich in 2012.

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I Haven’t Paid for a Movie Since 1998

December 6th, 2011

Deal SpiceI haven’t paid for a movie since 1998. That does not, however, mean I do no stay current on film culture. I go to the movies all the time. How you ask? By registering a complaint after every movie I see.

It’s very simple really. I just ask to speak to a manager after the movie and I register any number of vague complaints. The screen was out of focus, young people were talking during the movie, there was nudity. Any of these excuses will work.

Now the manager won’t refund your tickets but what he will do is give you vouchers to see a movie for free. When you use your voucher register another complaint. And so the cycle begins again. A lot of people choose to see movies by pirating them but I am just not ready to give up the theater experience.

As an added bonus if you want a drink or popcorn all you have to do I ask. Grab an empty drink or popcorn container from the floor or garbage and demand a refill. Or you claim you bought a soda or hotdog and dropped it. This sob story usually works. If it doesn’t ,get loud and unruly, eventually they will give you what you want just to settle you down.

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Posted in Scams and Schemes, Taking advantage of corporate America