McDonalds plays an important role in the life of any cost conscious individual. They provide ketchup, salt, pepper, sugar, mayonnaise, and a coffee creamer like substance at no cost. I would suggest to anyone seeking to save money to spend at least one night a week at a McDonalds.

McDonalds is great because the condiments (which are where you want to be) are by the trash. When someone gets up throw away the last two chicken nuggets in an order of 36 you can relieve them of their tray and the spoils are yours. McDonalds’ food is too sterile to spread germs so even if the person who just threw out those fries has a mouth full of soars, you are in the clear.

Before you leave the restaurant put as much of the aforementioned condiments in your bag. Load up like a mule about to walk the silk-road.

When it comes to using McDonald’s condiments you have to get creative. Ketchup is basically just sugar so you can use that to sweeten your coffee. Mayonnaise is rich in fat so it makes great food for pets and livestock. Instead of milk, drink the little shots of coffee creaming solution, you will be surprised how quickly you will forget the taste of milk. Don’t forget to load up on salt and pepper packs!