Ron Paul: Charlatan, Hustler or Last Great American Hope?

For all us conspiracy theorists, doom prophesiers, political extremists, and Ron Paul supporters 2012 is an exciting year. We have the Mayan apocalyptic prediction to play with as well as the republican primaries and presidential election.

Now if we are going to spread the word about all the important stuff going on this year (as well as all the secret stuff the media is too scared to reporter on) we are going to need color copies. My apocalyptic bunker has a full office with a 2 xerox copy machines, the amount of political information I disseminate I am not about to pay Staples copying prices. Regardless, yelling at people from our cars, at malls, or in front of town hall just doesn’t have the same impact without some salacious political pamphlets. These can easily be printed at home away from Uncle Sam’s watchful gaze.

I love America, that is why I am endeavoring to save it with cryptic and divisive conspiracy politics. Now many of the people in my political junta think the world will end come 12/12/12. I believe this to be true but I am hedging my bets by participating in the political process. Besides what else are you going to do? Twiddle your thumbs till the four horsemen show up? You need political extremism to pass the time.