The Laundromat is a demon with an insatiable hunger for quarters. Why feed this monster when you have everything you need to stay clean in your very own home?

Now, if you are anything like me you have a job (sometimes). And if this job requires you to wear clothes, which it will, they will need to be clean.

The same is true of your person. If you are anything like me, you shower (sometimes… other times you rub delousing powder on your body).

Why not combine the two objectives (getting you and your clothing clean for work) in one fell swoop the night before you are slated to work? Simply put on the outfit you plan to wear to work and hop into the shower. Rub soap or bleach (we will get to the importance of bleach later) on your body and your clothes.

When you’re done getting clean hang your outfit to dry in your bathroom or anywhere else in your home to dry.

In the morning you and your clothes will be clean and ready for work.

Now you never need to buy laundry detergent, fabric softner, or feed your hard earned quarters to bunch of overfed, ineffective machines.

Rage against the machines. Shower with your clothes on.