Posts Tagged ‘mitt romney’

Soul of a Conservative

February 1st, 2012

Deal SpiceFor a media raised on the delicate cocaine of previous elections 2012 hit the cable news cycles with the explosively volatility and addictive nature of crack – and now the glass stem is exploding in the face of the Republican electorate.

-Ross Perot

My good personal friend and Deal Spice political advisor Ross Perot said that to me last night when we found out that Newt Gingrich had lost the Florida Republican Primary and indeed the battle for the soul of the Republican Party. Mitt Romney, the French born democrat, is a liberal media puppet (like the Muppets) designed to destroy America (like Sharia law). The liberal media was able to pit the zany 90s holdovers of party ideology (Ron Paul) against the Christian conservative movement (Rick Santorum). What did we end up with? A feeble liberal not hard enough  on social issues (shipping gays to Canada, stopping women from touching themselves or even thinking about it) and not laissez faire enough on fiscal ones (yanking the government teat out of the mouth of America’s freeloading poor, granting children the right to work in coal mines).

We cannot trust Romney to protect women from themselves, children from an education, and everyone else from a Islam. Deal Spice is telling fellow conservatives to elect Newt and save the party this Super Tuesday!

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Republican Brawl

January 27th, 2012

Deal SpiceAnyone watching the Republican Debate last night was privy to one of the most emotional, embittered, and negative debates in our nation’s history. It was pretty great. Unfortunately Newt Gingrich, official Deal Spice endorsed candidate (along with Ron Paul), took something of a bruising. His doughy body may still be jiggling from the punishing blows.

Anyone following the news knows his loss is a result of a conspiracy by socialists, the right wing establishment, the liberal media, the real people behind 9/11, and the illuminati against Newt. They fear the change he represents. I want to set the record straight, Newt may have some negative things in his past (a slew of ethics investigations, cheating on his wife constantly, having everyone he has ever worked with publically criticize him) but he is a changed man. Attacks pointing to his record or quoting him are simply unfair.

Now some people have said that Newt Gingrich is too crazy, evil, unstable and mean to be president. Those things have not stopped some of history’s great leaders like Stalin and Pol Pot. Other have said Newt is unelectable. Great leaders don’t get elected; they seize power, which is exactly what Newt wants to do. Who are we to stand in his way?

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