The Romney Campaign has recently come under fire for the laying off of avowed homosexual, Richard Grenell. Although his Bush era credentials are rock solid, he probably can’t take that dick out of his mouth for long enough to properly handle foreign diplomacy with any nation other than France.

We here at Dealspice, like all Republicans, are fascinated and repulsed by homosexuality. Thoughts of muscular male psyche dance through are minds constantly. Ask Rick Santorum, it hard to think of new ways to keep these muscle-bound, donkey-dicked activists from changing the definition of marriage.

Homosexuality could destroy the American family as we know it. If given the opportunity all men would desert their wives for popper fueled, body glitter adorned sex with one another and then there would be no coming back.  We are a hare’s breath away from the collapse of western civilization as we know it.

I have researched the subject of homosexuality first hand. I have gone undercover to gay bars and bathhouses to study these repulsive behaviors first hand. The pictorial evidence I have gathered, and review constantly, shows just how bad homosexual men can be. From the slenderest of twinks to the burliest of bears, these guys spell trouble.

I would like to throw my full support behind Romney’s firing of Grenell. Unless Grenell is willing to come over to my house for some weight lifting, wine, and a thorough review of my evidence on homosexual behavior followed by his denunciation of homosexuality, I cannot support him.